“You won’t believe what I just got,”
A friend just said; he seemed quite fraught
With anger. So, I asked in softest tones,
“What’s that? You’re rattled in your bones.”
“An email from that girl who lost
“Who ran around at donors’ cost,
“Just spending billions as she flew
“On costly jets as wealthy do.
“The donors gave her millions more
“Than candidates who ran before.
“She gave some to the Vegas Sphere
“And more to Oprah to appear.
“She spent all that and still she failed
“Despite her pleas to have Trump jailed.”
“What’s in the email?” I dare inquire.
“She wants more cash; she raises ire.
“We gave her all we had to give
“Does she expect us to relive
“The garbled answers that she gave
“To send her party to its grave?”
“But did you not once understand
“That she said nothing ‘round the land?
“That she just cackled, played a game
“Just happy for her new found fame?
“She had her sycophants, you know,
“On every TV late night show.
“They laughed with her to please the crowd
“That clapped with cheers that were quite loud
“Now, you might say the other guy
“Who spoke to many ‘neath the sky
“And had his sycophants in tow,
“Were there because it was a show.
“It crossed my mind, as I look back,
“But now I think, ‘he didn’t lack’
“‘Some happy people’; that’s a fact
“And none seemed paid who were attacked.
“Now in contrast, I just found out
“Celebrities went there to shout
“‘Just vote for her, not for that lout.’
“That they were paid just to appear
“To stoke the fires of rage and fear.
“And now this email’s in my box
“She wants more funds to run once more
“‘For what?’ I ask, “‘the governor?’”
“I cannot answer except to say,
“‘You chose unwisely,’ and now you pay
“In losses from the West to East
“In Congress Dems will have the least.
“And from Nevada to PA
“She angered groups, I’d have to say.
“So live with what you chose to run
“Or do what Ellen did, and run,**
“Or better yet, begin to scream
“As women did next to a stream.”***
*Jon Levine. Nov. 30, 2024. NY Post. “Kamala Harris still begging for cash weeks after election loss.” “Getting fundraising requests after any candidate has lost, when they admit that they are still millions of dollars in debt, having blown through over a billion dollars … is especially galling,” Democratic strategist Jon Reinish told The Post.
**Alexandra Bellusci. Nov. 30, 2024. NY Post. “Ellen DeGeneres’s UK mansion ‘floods’ just weeks after she fled the US ‘due to Donald Trump’s presidential win’”
***Andrea Margolis. Nov. 27, 2024. Fox News. Women engage in mass 'primal scream' in wake of Trump victory: 'Release our pain'
https://www.foxnews.com/us/women-engage-mass-primal-scream-wake-trump-victory-release-our-pain See YouTube under title: “Not mentally stable women come together for ‘primal scream’ following Trump’s victory” “Steam” fit the rhyme scheme, but they actually screamed by a lake.
Epilogue
I cannot stop without a note
That screams alone aren’t all they tried.
Some women had their tubes now tied
For this past vote they can’t abide.
They think the Feds will ban their right
To have abortions; that’s their plight.
But if I had to make a guess
The reasons that each brain’s a mess:
The screamers think as they were taught
And life’s not true to what they thought.
Abortion’s all they voted for
And not an open border door.
I could go on but this I know;
You’ll think in iambs as you go.
In hours late and breakfast time
Iambic beats will make you rhyme.
And every thought you have today,
Will make you wish you stayed away
From thisisnotyourpracticelife
As you speak to your kids or wife.
A friend just said; he seemed quite fraught
With anger. So, I asked in softest tones,
“What’s that? You’re rattled in your bones.”
“An email from that girl who lost
“Who ran around at donors’ cost,
“Just spending billions as she flew
“On costly jets as wealthy do.
“The donors gave her millions more
“Than candidates who ran before.
“She gave some to the Vegas Sphere
“And more to Oprah to appear.
“She spent all that and still she failed
“Despite her pleas to have Trump jailed.”
“What’s in the email?” I dare inquire.
“She wants more cash; she raises ire.
“We gave her all we had to give
“Does she expect us to relive
“The garbled answers that she gave
“To send her party to its grave?”
“But did you not once understand
“That she said nothing ‘round the land?
“That she just cackled, played a game
“Just happy for her new found fame?
“She had her sycophants, you know,
“On every TV late night show.
“They laughed with her to please the crowd
“That clapped with cheers that were quite loud
“Now, you might say the other guy
“Who spoke to many ‘neath the sky
“And had his sycophants in tow,
“Were there because it was a show.
“It crossed my mind, as I look back,
“But now I think, ‘he didn’t lack’
“‘Some happy people’; that’s a fact
“And none seemed paid who were attacked.
“Now in contrast, I just found out
“Celebrities went there to shout
“‘Just vote for her, not for that lout.’
“That they were paid just to appear
“To stoke the fires of rage and fear.
“And now this email’s in my box
“She wants more funds to run once more
“‘For what?’ I ask, “‘the governor?’”
“I cannot answer except to say,
“‘You chose unwisely,’ and now you pay
“In losses from the West to East
“In Congress Dems will have the least.
“And from Nevada to PA
“She angered groups, I’d have to say.
“So live with what you chose to run
“Or do what Ellen did, and run,**
“Or better yet, begin to scream
“As women did next to a stream.”***
*Jon Levine. Nov. 30, 2024. NY Post. “Kamala Harris still begging for cash weeks after election loss.” “Getting fundraising requests after any candidate has lost, when they admit that they are still millions of dollars in debt, having blown through over a billion dollars … is especially galling,” Democratic strategist Jon Reinish told The Post.
**Alexandra Bellusci. Nov. 30, 2024. NY Post. “Ellen DeGeneres’s UK mansion ‘floods’ just weeks after she fled the US ‘due to Donald Trump’s presidential win’”
***Andrea Margolis. Nov. 27, 2024. Fox News. Women engage in mass 'primal scream' in wake of Trump victory: 'Release our pain'
https://www.foxnews.com/us/women-engage-mass-primal-scream-wake-trump-victory-release-our-pain See YouTube under title: “Not mentally stable women come together for ‘primal scream’ following Trump’s victory” “Steam” fit the rhyme scheme, but they actually screamed by a lake.
Epilogue
I cannot stop without a note
That screams alone aren’t all they tried.
Some women had their tubes now tied
For this past vote they can’t abide.
They think the Feds will ban their right
To have abortions; that’s their plight.
But if I had to make a guess
The reasons that each brain’s a mess:
The screamers think as they were taught
And life’s not true to what they thought.
Abortion’s all they voted for
And not an open border door.
I could go on but this I know;
You’ll think in iambs as you go.
In hours late and breakfast time
Iambic beats will make you rhyme.
And every thought you have today,
Will make you wish you stayed away
From thisisnotyourpracticelife
As you speak to your kids or wife.
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