I remember reading Popular Science at the barber shop when I was young. That was many moons ago when I had hair and my mother made me go to the barber for some dreaded loss of playtime on a Saturday morning. Where was I? Oh! The barbershop and those magazines that invariably showed me the wondrous future of flying cars, space stations, robots, and gleaming buildings reaching into the sky. The future was headed my way, and all I had to do was roll the die of life: Time itself would bring all the wonder to me just by a strangely predictable happenstance. Just by continuing to live, I would run into that glorious future.
I have lived into that future, and, as humans always do, I ask, “What’s next?” because there always seems to be another issue. Of course, to reach all those “wonders,” others—not I, sorry to say—used science and technology. As I said, I needed only to live to the present time to experience that Popular-Science Future. All of us are aware of “breakthroughs” that came with the roll of time’s die. We have reached other planets, landed on Mars, even, and we have learned much about our biology and atoms.
So much science and technology! Many scientists and technologists have discovered much during those intervening years of hair loss. I ask myself, “What have I been lucky enough to learn by virtue of my living today?” I realize I understand matters that the ancients thought were the products of divinity or magic. Imagine! In all those discoveries and inventions promised in Popular Science articles, I had no idea that my knowledge would include not just technological matters, but also biological ones. Fortunately, I have lived long enough to know why wombats produce cubic poop. Say what?
More people on the planet since those barbershop days mean more scientists exploring ever more refined subjects, satisfying curiosity none of even knew we had because we were unaware, for example, that wombat poop was cubic, or, at least, angular—“cuboid poops,” as Laurel Hamers calls them in an online article for ScienceNews.* One of the scientists who studied the poops, Patricia Yang of the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta, notes, “They can be stacked or rolled like dice….”
With every haircut came a new issue of Popular Science with articles promising to unravel the mysteries of the universe through science and technology, each issue promising a life of ease just as easily obtained as wealth at a gaming table in Vegas. But all those Saturday mornings in the barbershop looking into my bright and lucky future filled with wonder seem to have culminated on a different kind of crap table.
Now what? Have I even greater knowledge and understanding to look for in the coming year or years? Or…
Well, if knowledge is valuable for its own sake, I guess the die of good fortune did roll for me in the Vegas of that future-become-present: I belong to the first generation to know why wombats have cuboid poops. The die of our future, it appears, might be cast, but it often comes up scat.
*Hamers, Laurel. “Wombats are the only animals whose poop is a cube. Here’s how they do it.” ScienceNews online. November 18, 2018. https://www.sciencenews.org/article/how-wombats-poop-cubes Accessed December 30, 2018.