Go ahead, slap your forehead. I just did. Could President Gaffe and Vice President Word Salad-n-Chef be “in real life” as foolish as they sound in public?
While standing on the South Korean side of the demilitarized zone, Vice President Harris said, “The United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republic of North Korea.” Among her profundities is her statement that a banana is a banana—sorry, not that, but rather, “community banks are in the community.” One can get dizzy listening to her circularity. "I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled. Certain issues are just settled.” The lyrics of “You Spin Me Round (like a Record)” by Dead and Alive summarize the Vice President’s words on almost every subject she has addressed in public:
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
Oh! Did I mention that the Vice President’s words “spin me right round”?
I suppose those who say, “Well, these are just little slip ups,” can’t be convinced that on the world stage the staging of words matters.