Illegal Migration
The migrants? They all call him Joe,
And Mexicans watch as they go.
They travel right through
On trains with the crew
Then end up right here as you know.
Homelessness
The sidewalks are covered by tents
And landlords keep raising their rents.
The cities are dying
‘Cause no one is trying
To mend all those holes in the fence.
Urban Crime
The stores on the streets are now vacant.
The owners that left were quite blatant.
“Protect us or else
“They’ll clean off our shelves.
“The DA is criminally complacent.”
Gas Prices
“The prices are down so they say,
“From the highs that they were yesterday.
“We cannot admit
“We raised them a bit
“When we shut down the pipe underway.”
Green Energy
From the start we had a fixation
On energy from wind for the nation.
“You’ll drive in a car,
“But not very far,
“The air’s not the country’s salvation.”
Justice
The symbol of justice was blind,
And her reach was quite unconfined.
But now she can see
And Libs guarantee
With Democrats she is aligned.
Foreign Policy
Afghanistan was quite a disaster;
We couldn’t withdraw any faster.
The Taliban cheered
As Joe engineered
The rise of those Afghani masters.
Climate
It’s the lure and the hook, line, and sinker
That with weather humans can tinker.
What happened before
Alarmists ignore.
They seem to prefer a cold winter.
Student Loans
The Left thinks it’s right on the movement
To spend more in the hope of improvement.
They’ll give all away
To students, they say,
To drive up the Party’s recruitment.
DEI
Diversity is not what they said.
It’s politics perfectly spread.
The people they hire
They’ll always require
To be loyal Fabianists till dead.
Victimhood of the Dem Staffer Making a Sex Tape in the Capitol
You’ve heard it from here and from there,
“To blame me for this isn’t fair.
“You should be ashamed
“For what you have claimed.
“It’s dalliance, not ‘sordid affair.’”
Victimhood of Hunter Biden
I was under the influence of drugs
And numerous prostitute hugs,
When I didn’t pay taxes
It was just me being fractious.
My dad says he, too, likes some hugs.
The migrants? They all call him Joe,
And Mexicans watch as they go.
They travel right through
On trains with the crew
Then end up right here as you know.
Homelessness
The sidewalks are covered by tents
And landlords keep raising their rents.
The cities are dying
‘Cause no one is trying
To mend all those holes in the fence.
Urban Crime
The stores on the streets are now vacant.
The owners that left were quite blatant.
“Protect us or else
“They’ll clean off our shelves.
“The DA is criminally complacent.”
Gas Prices
“The prices are down so they say,
“From the highs that they were yesterday.
“We cannot admit
“We raised them a bit
“When we shut down the pipe underway.”
Green Energy
From the start we had a fixation
On energy from wind for the nation.
“You’ll drive in a car,
“But not very far,
“The air’s not the country’s salvation.”
Justice
The symbol of justice was blind,
And her reach was quite unconfined.
But now she can see
And Libs guarantee
With Democrats she is aligned.
Foreign Policy
Afghanistan was quite a disaster;
We couldn’t withdraw any faster.
The Taliban cheered
As Joe engineered
The rise of those Afghani masters.
Climate
It’s the lure and the hook, line, and sinker
That with weather humans can tinker.
What happened before
Alarmists ignore.
They seem to prefer a cold winter.
Student Loans
The Left thinks it’s right on the movement
To spend more in the hope of improvement.
They’ll give all away
To students, they say,
To drive up the Party’s recruitment.
DEI
Diversity is not what they said.
It’s politics perfectly spread.
The people they hire
They’ll always require
To be loyal Fabianists till dead.
Victimhood of the Dem Staffer Making a Sex Tape in the Capitol
You’ve heard it from here and from there,
“To blame me for this isn’t fair.
“You should be ashamed
“For what you have claimed.
“It’s dalliance, not ‘sordid affair.’”
Victimhood of Hunter Biden
I was under the influence of drugs
And numerous prostitute hugs,
When I didn’t pay taxes
It was just me being fractious.
My dad says he, too, likes some hugs.
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