A Democrat has coffee with an Independent.
Dem: Okay, yes, the President was a little off on the night of the debate.
Ind: Off! You couldn’t get a light no matter how many times you flipped the switch or checked the circuit breaker. He was as off as those unbuilt charging stations that we taxpayers spent billions to build and as yet have to be built.
Dem: But he had a cold…
Ind: When is the last time a cold made you incoherent and gave you a frozen brain? I can see future labeling on the cold medicine package for Democrats: “Restores coherence caused by common cold and prevents brain freeze.”
Dem: But he was also tired from traveling the world. You know, England, Italy, return trips.
Ind: You mean the trips that ended a fortnight before the debate? Are you saying his jet lag lasted two weeks? Doesn’t he have a bed on Air Force 1? I understand he works only between ten and four, but a trip across the Atlantic provides plenty of time for a nap. Heck! I’ve closed my eyes while sitting upright on a flight from Pittsburgh to Florida. Arrived refreshed. I’ve done the same on cross country flights.
Dem: He was worn out for the preparation that 16 advisors put him through after he awoke at 11 a.m. at Camp David. He kept that busy schedule up for a week.
Ind: With naps.
Dem: He’ll do better next time.
Ind: I’m sure his adrenaline will be up even if they don’t ply him with uppers. What amuses me is the initial response by his media sycophants. Jaws dropped. Where were they when he said, “America is defined by one word: “asufutimaehaehfutbw”? * Where were they when he walked aimlessly off stage? Where were they when he walked away from rather than toward questions shouted by the press that wasn’t in the pocket of the DNC. Where were they when he said, “I shouldn’t say this or I’ll get in trouble”? Or looked down at the podium unable to pull thoughts together, or mumbled, or said, “You know the deal…”?
Dem: I’ve heard other people slip up occasionally. Everyone does it. It’s better than being a liar…
Ind: Whoa, you mean like “When I came into office, inflation was 9%”? “We have the safest border”? “No terrorists have crossed the border”? “I’ve created 15 million new jobs”? Honestly, listening to you and your media surrogates talk is like listening to La Folie—not the one by the Stranglers (though that might be relevant) but the one by Vivaldi: A simple musical phrase played repeatedly with changes only in volume and pace. It’s a musical piece without complicated development, kind of a predecessor to Ravel’s Bolero, Crescendo being the main device, the different instruments being the media’s Left-leaning spokespeople, shouting louder the same refrain: “He’s as sharp as a tack.”
Hmnn. Maybe the song by The Stranglers has some relevance here, especially the last lines: “Yes, it's madness; yes, it’s madness; yes, it’s madness; yes, it’s madness.”
*Read more at: https://www.deccanherald.com/world/biden-describes-america-in-single-word-asufutimaehaehfutbw-1121067.html
Dem: Okay, yes, the President was a little off on the night of the debate.
Ind: Off! You couldn’t get a light no matter how many times you flipped the switch or checked the circuit breaker. He was as off as those unbuilt charging stations that we taxpayers spent billions to build and as yet have to be built.
Dem: But he had a cold…
Ind: When is the last time a cold made you incoherent and gave you a frozen brain? I can see future labeling on the cold medicine package for Democrats: “Restores coherence caused by common cold and prevents brain freeze.”
Dem: But he was also tired from traveling the world. You know, England, Italy, return trips.
Ind: You mean the trips that ended a fortnight before the debate? Are you saying his jet lag lasted two weeks? Doesn’t he have a bed on Air Force 1? I understand he works only between ten and four, but a trip across the Atlantic provides plenty of time for a nap. Heck! I’ve closed my eyes while sitting upright on a flight from Pittsburgh to Florida. Arrived refreshed. I’ve done the same on cross country flights.
Dem: He was worn out for the preparation that 16 advisors put him through after he awoke at 11 a.m. at Camp David. He kept that busy schedule up for a week.
Ind: With naps.
Dem: He’ll do better next time.
Ind: I’m sure his adrenaline will be up even if they don’t ply him with uppers. What amuses me is the initial response by his media sycophants. Jaws dropped. Where were they when he said, “America is defined by one word: “asufutimaehaehfutbw”? * Where were they when he walked aimlessly off stage? Where were they when he walked away from rather than toward questions shouted by the press that wasn’t in the pocket of the DNC. Where were they when he said, “I shouldn’t say this or I’ll get in trouble”? Or looked down at the podium unable to pull thoughts together, or mumbled, or said, “You know the deal…”?
Dem: I’ve heard other people slip up occasionally. Everyone does it. It’s better than being a liar…
Ind: Whoa, you mean like “When I came into office, inflation was 9%”? “We have the safest border”? “No terrorists have crossed the border”? “I’ve created 15 million new jobs”? Honestly, listening to you and your media surrogates talk is like listening to La Folie—not the one by the Stranglers (though that might be relevant) but the one by Vivaldi: A simple musical phrase played repeatedly with changes only in volume and pace. It’s a musical piece without complicated development, kind of a predecessor to Ravel’s Bolero, Crescendo being the main device, the different instruments being the media’s Left-leaning spokespeople, shouting louder the same refrain: “He’s as sharp as a tack.”
Hmnn. Maybe the song by The Stranglers has some relevance here, especially the last lines: “Yes, it's madness; yes, it’s madness; yes, it’s madness; yes, it’s madness.”
*Read more at: https://www.deccanherald.com/world/biden-describes-america-in-single-word-asufutimaehaehfutbw-1121067.html
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