A long time ago in a galaxy
that we call our own,
a devastating pandemic hit humanity
with an unchecked fury.
At the same time the Emperor’s son
lost his laptop containing damning evidence of corruption.
During that time, a band of free-thinking rebels
doubted the veracity of official information published by the Empire.
But the Empire marshaled its forces of censors.
Under the command of Darth Zucker,
the censors suppressed
doubt and skepticism to ensure
there was one, and
ONLY one, official version of thinking
about both the disease and the laptop.
The censors ferreted out those rebels
who published their doubts on social media platforms
and sent them into hiding.
The Empire then sent its minions
throughout the galaxy
To quash the information rebellion.
Eventually, the censors had to admit, as the New York Post 's headline reads,
Zuck admits Biden admin pressured Facebook to censor COVID content,
says it was wrong to suppress The Post’s Hunter laptop coverage.
“In an explosive letter
to House Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio),
Zuckerberg wrote that “senior Biden administration officials,
including the White House, repeatedly pressured” Meta
to ‘censor’ content related to the coronavirus pandemic in 2021…
Zuckerberg assured Jordan that
Meta has put policies in place to ensure that similar censorship of stories
‘doesn’t happen again.’”
I suppose we'll have to wait to see
whether the Empire will strike back.
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