A Trump follower decides to go trick-or-treating in D.C. His first stop is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. A rather feeble old man comes to the door of the large white house and asks grumpily, “What’s that you’re wearin’?”
The trick-or-treater says, “It’s a Glad trash bag.”
“Glad?” The old man asks quizzically “What are you supposed to be?”
“Garbage.”
“Hrumpff. What’s that basket you’re carryin’ for? Candy?”
“No. It’s for deplorables.”
“Hrumpff. Sorry, I gave all the candy to illegal aliens.”