“Can’t you take something? Like get a pill or a shot? How about new knees?”
“No, I ain’t goin’ under no knife, and I watch those pill commercials where the guy lists side effects at the end and says quietly and fast, ‘May cause, among other things, death.’ Why list those other ‘things’ when the last one is death?”
“Surely, there’s something you can do for your knees.”
“Nope. Good weather forecasters, though. See, I just felt a drop.”
Obviously, that conversation belongs in a grade B skit (I think). No one really talks that way (I think). Just because one is elderly he or she doesn’t have to give up in a hopeless cycle of knee pain in the rain. But then I realize I’ve witnessed not only versions of that conversation outside Walmart, but I have also witnessed its intellectual corollary. Not that Walmart is an integral part of attitude, but I have heard similar conversations there. Probably, I hear them at Walmart because the store attracts so many people. Chances of running into the full spectrum of humans are as good there as at a crowded NFL stadium.
Anyway, back to that corollary. Knee problems are common because of our lifestyles, diets, and longevity. Many athletes are destined to suffer from arthritis. We equate fitness with running, and running stresses knees. Old runners are marvels of survival, but many of them run in pain, not wanting to relinquish their youth or figure to inactivity. But is there a parallel in thinking? I’ve seen my own perspectives decay. When I’m truthful with myself, I recognize that carrying certain philosophies too long puts wear on the logic of my life. And often, I’ve seen in myself and in others that remedies—both quick replacement surgeries and slow medication—have consequences, have side effects that can be serious or worse than the intended cure.
And that brings me to political perspectives, not just to philosophical ones. The arthritis of the mind infuses thinking with an insidious pessimism. Look around. Have you noticed the tendency to complain appears to dominate attitudes? Have you noticed that people are being worn down by negativism, even nihilism? Have you seen mental sponginess give way to bone-on-bone brittleness?
Take heart, dear soul. Unlike arthritis of the knees, the arthritis of the mind is curable. It requires some effort, of course, and it produces some side effects. No one has to run on deteriorating perspectives. No one has to rely on mental knees that served well during youth but that suffered the loss of sponginess with advancing years and hard wear and tear. No one has to go to Walmart, encounter an old friend, and complain about what can’t be.
There’s nothing short of brain deterioration that actually stops the mind from youthful sponginess. Read, think, challenge, and your mental knees will remain spongy. Read, think, and challenge to ward off pessimism. The side effects of reading, thinking, and challenging can be new knowledge, altered perspectives, optimism, and purpose.
Yes, there is a danger. It’s possible that one might grasp at some folk herbal that has not undergone rigorous testing, some snake oil thinking or perspective that provides initial hope based on hearsay. Such oils abound among replacement perspectives. It's also possible that one can grasp at old folk medications that never proved successful except in the rumor mill. But if you have some age and experience on those mental knees, you also have the wisdom to examine what you are taking for a cure. You can think about the history and the logic of any cure before you subscribe to its claims of being a purely natural remedy with miraculous results.
Recovery from mental arthritis is rarely a matter of replacement surgery. Even when it is, it requires methodical follow-up therapy. The medicines of reading, thinking, and challenging don’t work fast in most instances; they require continuous effort.
What would the guy in the commercial say about side effect of reading, thinking, and challenging? “May cause renewal, and in some cases is known to cause the death of pessimism.”
I think that regardless of the effort required, I’ll take my chances with any cure whose side effect is the death of pessimism.