Tired of evil? Take it out of your new universe. No more war, crime, or murders. Want more beauty. Put it in. Everyone is beautiful. Everything is aesthetically pleasing. Want rationality? Include it, too. What about emotional stability? What about geologic and atmospheric stability? Earthquakes, tornadoes—Not in your universe. Can’t have flash floods, landslides, avalanches, hurricanes or their storm surges, sinkholes, heat waves or cold spells, and certainly not any volcanic eruptions—No destruction of Pompeii in this new universe.
Got some other things of concern in the world-as-it-is? Can’t have dangerous energy like UV radiation, gamma and X-rays. Going to have to change the sun. Even friction can be a problem. Oh! Almost forgot. Rust, that’s another mistake in the First Universe. No more chemical reactions between oxygen and iron or apples.
No sickness. No more aging. And no more death, right? You wanted to change those, too, didn’t you? Going to have to get rid of some critters in the New Universe. All those bacteria and fungi and virus and prions and—have we even noted all of them in the First Universe? Don’t want those things crawling around, in, and on you, do you? Of course, that means eliminating some of the now living things that share your universe. Spiders! Yuck. Scorpions, also. Poisonous creatures of any kind, even the platypus poses a danger.
Whew! There’s a bunch of stuff to eliminate to make a perfect universe, isn’t there?
And you just have to keep some of the other stuff, even though it might mean unanticipated problems. Some forces have to remain, it seems. Gravity isn’t so bad except during trips down the steps and plane crashes. Maybe it should be weaker in this new universe. But! Just realized it: Then things might get a bit “floaty.” Planets might not be able to form. Bodies might not be able to stay together. Well, you could strengthen some of the other forces, like electromagnetism and the nuclear forces. That strengthening might lead to some unexpected results, of course.
Gosh! Making a New Universe is a tough job. So much stuff to think about. Maybe eliminating thinking itself would help. There it is: A universe without consciousness!
When there’s no consciousness, there’s no concern. What does it matter what the universe is? That’s it. Settled. The NEW UNIVERSE will have no consciousness. Done.